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  Mean people suck, a whale bone said

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  Notes from a funeral book on a Tuesday

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  Sorry Ralph Lauren, I dress like a six-year-old

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  Slippery pig memories and tails wagging dogs

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  Take me to the Island of Misfit Toys, please

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  The adoration of an American Girl

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  Spiritual sand between the toes questions

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  The good, the bad and the joy of revenge

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  Walls of Barbies and the magic of hope

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  Tidal surges and Mandela wisdom

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  Beam me back, Scotty, with Dumbledore’s memory stick

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  Turkey musings from infinity and beyond